There was an old movie I think, about touring Europe, called 'If its Tuesday, it must be Belgium".
My parents used to take such tours, aka the 14 day total Europe extravaganza. If the itinerary says you will see the Eiffel tower, for example, you will see it in the distance from the tour bus window. If it says you will visit a cheese farm in Parma, then you will be getting off the bus and mingling with the lovely farm smells. They also have 'squat' toilets in Italy, much more primitive and no one washes down the area after each use.
Note the Pine Valley sign. I guess All my Children is popular in China too. Riiight.